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500*My cat's breath smells like cat food
501*You're going to Heaven
502*I dress my self
503*Mouthfull of acid
504*I dont have a red crayon, I ate it
505*NANU
506*He stuck his penis in his ear!
507*Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can i have a banana? eekeek
508*I'm gunna kill that damn bear, I hate Cuddles
509*Nigaggagz
510*My worm went in my mouth and i ate it, can i have a new one?
511*Fluffy Stuff
512*mmmmmhmmmmm she's about to get it on with Shake-a-speare
513*That's...uh... very 70's of you
514*It's just like sucking on a tootsie pop
515*I never could wait to get to the chewy middle
516*Ohhh, I guess its been a while
517*I'm only a day player
518*Jeeves get the weed whacker
519*If this is about the time i puked green slime and masterbated with a crusifix.. it was my first keg party
520*The right way is wrong
521*There's ass blood and guts everywhere
522*The shot me in the lung.... you wanna hit this shit??
523*Ketchup.. just like my mom puts on her spaghetti
524*Penis.. the oth... naw, its just meat
525*FULL BODY COVERAGE
526*The Japanese FAchina
527*I said a dollar bitch!
528*Donino's Pizza
529*The Hut of Pizza!
530*...whip...heheh
531*yip yip yip
532*Cliford the big red dog had sex with your bloody penis
533*I'm Bi Bi Bi
534*Bio-Dome.. does that mean it goes both ways?
535*Blow me Amesinator
536*I dont have orgies... i have grand ol' family sex
537*Picture you getting down in a pigeon tube
538*make believe parties
539*Touch me, Hate me, Give your self to me and break me
540*Do you have a gun i can... 'borrow'?
541*You dont want me to tip you over and kick u do u?
542*Bitches love me cuz they know that i can fuck
543*Space between oblivion...death blooms
544*Imma teen distortion... survived abortion
545*you say u want an evolution.. the ape was a great big hit
546*Ephedrine
547*At the Gates of Midian
548*As we loathe then we love to raise below to up above
549*Vampire Battery
550*we praise you with love and test tubes filled with our love juices
551*Angel with scabbed wings
552*Emily isn't crazy... shes MAD
553*Would you like some grey lemonaide and pink elephants?
554*I refuse to star in your psychodrama
556*Shut up Anus
557*Errors have been made.. others will be blaimed
558*Dont worry, I forgot your name too
559*One of us is thinking about sex... ok .... it's me
560*Aw, did i step on your itty bitty ego?
561*Mommy, I want to grow up and be a neurotic bitch just like you
562*therapy is expencive, popping bubble wrap is cheap
563*A Pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
564*doot doot doot
565*werd to ya mutha
566*awww shiest
567*you have a psychedelic penis
568*my legs went numb. how'd you do that?
569*ok
570*Are you sexually deprived?
571*Fuck the Green Mile
572*If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time.......
573*Touch me.. i want to feel diiirrrrttttyyyy
574*Bring it on
575*atheism is a non-profit organization
576*dont eat fish guts
577*Stupid Weenus
578*bush
579*fat fatterson
580*Herald Crisco
581*PECKER!
582*I'm The Lizard King, I can do anything!!
583*If you were yougurt... would you be fruit at the bottom.. or stirred?
584*They're my special brownies.. you know what that means.. extra sugar
585*Noone gets out of here alive
586*Bad Ass
587*Poptarts and Rainforests
588*Look at the fat kid
589*damn those matin' pigeons
590*Oh well. whatcha gunna do?
591*Industrialization
592*Nuke the Whales
593*Willy Nelson
594*elephant + rhino = heliphino
595*Sloth is God
596*Michael Jackson pissed in my toilet
597*Mexican lesbians like pink tacos
598*killing is fun
599*ryan fucks weasels |
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