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#s 2200-2225 are taken from the morbid alphabet book The Gashleycrumb Tinies
2200*A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
2201*B is for Basil assaulted by bears
2202*C is for Clara who wasted away
2203*D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
2204*E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
2205*F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leach
2206*G is for George smothered under a rug
2207*H is for Hector done in by a thug
2208*I is for Ida who drowned in a lake
2209*J is for James who took lye by mistake
2210*K is for Kate who was struck with an axe
2211*L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
2212*M is for Maude who was swept out to sea
2213*N is for Neville who died of ennui
2214*O is for Olive run through with an awl
2215*P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
2216*Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire
2217*R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire
2218*S is for Susan who perished of fits
2219*T is for Titus who flew into bits
2220*U is for Una who slipped down a drain
2221*V is for Victor squashed under a train
2222*W is for Winnie embedded in ice
2223*X is for Xerxes devoured by mice
2224*Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in
2225*Z is for Zillah who drank to much gin
2226*Im criminally insane, whats his excuse for being so fucked up?
2227*I have nothing
2228*Youve given me nothing to believe in
2229*Hayden has Weezer glasses
2230*Rectal Meat yum!
2231*God is dead, get over it.
2232*Yippie Kai Yai Mother Fucker
2233*Im peein in the shower Im still doin it
2234*Oops, it slipped my butt
2235*Its like anal sex takes a few times to enjoy it
2236*Yer Fuckin up my chi!
2237*Insane CrazyDriven Ms. Daisy
2238*The World spreads its legs for another fucking star
2239*We are the children of the nothing
2240*Everything fades to shit
2241*Breast Boner
2242*Female Viagra?!
2243*I stomp babies
2244*Snap into a fetus
2245*Tastes a bit nutty
2246*Do I look like the kind of person who cares what god thinks?
2247*The Darker side of nonsense
2248*I left my soul at home
2249*Youre fired!
2250*Schnell!
2251*Alls I need is chemical burn
2252*Boo!
2253*Nun Rape
2254*The art of invisibility
2255*Fear is not the answer pain is!
2256*Pain is eternal
2257*Fuck you and your thoughts on me
2258*I can never change me
2259*Welfare Christmas
2260*And then there was mom
2261*Im sorry that my traumatized life is an incoinvence to you and your perfect exsistance.
2262*I will eat your heart out
2263*The bottle said to take 2 daily, I took eighteen!!
2264*Yer flesh tastes funny thats why I only eat my own
2265*Knob jockey
2266*Turkey gobbler
2267*Shape up, ship out or fuck off
2268*Jessies a phat phantom phucker
2269*Porn Planet People
2270*With that idea dwarves horseshit and pubichair spring to mind
2271*Monkey Spasms
2272*Crusty Dangleberry munchkin
2273*Hairy Glory Hole
2274*Anal intruder, stop right there!
2275*Shit dribble
2276*Fanny facial hair
2277*Pungent puffy cheeks
2278*anal or oral, thats the question
2279*Phantasm orgams its all the same to me
2280*You never said no when I bent double
2281*Ahhh! I have the stapler now, now noone can have the stapler!
2282*Im going to communize the stapler like Russia!
2283*Trapped inside my self
2284*I had a minor clash with reality
2285*Primal concrete sludge
2286*Make yourself a back door in your heart
2287*If I hadnt assembled myself Id be falling apart by now
2288*getting off by killing what you love
2289*I can never pull yourself from me
2290*Picture me dead would you cry?
2291*conceived in a hell beyond your depth of perception
2292*From flesh to steel to blood to blade I fight to exists
2293*Fear me not, but fear my hell
2294*Revive my wasted tears
2295*I cant stand me
2296*Dont manipulate the most beautiful thing you know
2297*Wave dammit, stoopid fucker
2298*anal flanges for dinner anyone?
2299*Youre just jealous!!
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